5. You have that 70's haircut. I had that haircut in 19-fucking-77. My excuses: I was 8, and it was 19-fucking-77. Your excuse: you're the kind of dumbfuck who'd rock that shag because some TV show that stopped being funny long before it got into reruns told you to.
4. You watch Scrubs. That shit isn't funny. That shit makes the reruns of That 70's Show seem funny by comparison. If you watch Scrubs, stop reading now. You won't get anything that I'm saying here, 'cause you have no idea what funny is, and you suck.
3. You wear those huge bug-eye Paris Hilton sunglasses. They don't make you look good. They don't make you look like your sense of style is up to the minute. They make you look like Paris Hilton, who is a dumfuck. She's also kind of a whore. Hey, if you're a passably cute girl wearing those stupid Goddamn glasses, let me know. I'm single, and you're kind of a whore.
2. You named yourself DJ-something. After Bonebreak did it, it was done. Every other DJ-anything afterward has sucked, including you. If you've named yourself DJ-something, you probably suck too much to know who DJ Bonebreak is. Ask someone who doesn't suck.
1. You play drums for The Eagles. Fuck you, Don Henley.
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Once again, you've raised the level of discourse on the internet. A breath of fresh air.
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